Why You Mad, Bruh? | Hump Day Hag

Sitting at a cafe next to this girl who is going Super Bitch Saiyan on (I assume) her dude friend, sayin’ things like…

Guy: You know what lychee is?

Bitch: Yeah, obviously I know what lychee is.

Guy: Where are you hanging out this wknd?

Bitch: A super secret location…

Guy: *looks around*

Bitch: Have you never been here before??

Guy: Did you eat already?

Bitch: Uh, yeah?

Fire crotch is all I gotta say…

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