Category Archives: Wednesday

That Moment You See A Strip of White Paper on your Windshield…

At first, I’m like…oh f*ck is that what I think it is?

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Then I try to convince myself that it’s just a flyer…

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After verifying that it is in fact a ticket, I proceed to look…

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Which is immediately followed by…

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…and then…

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For a brief moment, I think about what I want to do to the parking enforcement officer who bestowed upon my windshield this wretched piece of paper…

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But then I get too lazy to contest it or do anything so I just…

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Why You Mad, Bruh? | Hump Day Hag

Sitting at a cafe next to this girl who is going Super Bitch Saiyan on (I assume) her dude friend, sayin’ things like…

Guy: You know what lychee is?

Bitch: Yeah, obviously I know what lychee is.

Guy: Where are you hanging out this wknd?

Bitch: A super secret location…

Guy: *looks around*

Bitch: Have you never been here before??

Guy: Did you eat already?

Bitch: Uh, yeah?

Fire crotch is all I gotta say…

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Wednesday Is Alright…Because It’s Hump Day

We’ve reached the middle of the week! Congratulations, everyone!

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Hump Day celebration to keep us sane…

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Wednesday “Hump Day” Contemplation

Option 1: Food poisoning (force it)

Option 2: Sustain an Injury

Option 3: Cry Hysterically (emo)

Option 4: Do #2 and #3 at the same time

HAPPY HUMP DAY

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