You know it’s bad when you start having nightmares about work to the point where you’re losing sleep over it… feels like:
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…and then you realize it’s only Tuesday…
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Hang in there, friends…
It’s Friday but the final two hours are making me want to just…
But instead, I’m sitting here like…
Everybody has one, right? That one person in the office who you just don’t mesh with. Words that often come to mind when describing this person include arrogant, know-it-all (but full of shit), ass kisser, fake, soul-less, douche, fucktard, shithead, and the list goes on…
Mentally, I want to be like…
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But in reality, I’m like…
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When they try to throw someone under the bus to save themselves, I’m like…
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When they try to act like hot shit, I’m like…
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When they say something snarky or douchey, I’m like…
Overall, though….I’m just like…
…because…
…is it fucking Friday, yet??
First, I’m like…
Then, as it gets perpetually worse, I’m like…
Then if anyone makes a snarky comment or interrupts, I’m like…
But then I realize it’s Friday and once 5 o’clock hits, I’ll be like…
FLIP YO DESK, IT’S FRIDAY #TGIF
Just 30 more minutes before you can clock out and GTFO, but I’m like:
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It’s Friday, y’all…flip that desk.
At first, I’m like…oh f*ck is that what I think it is?
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Then I try to convince myself that it’s just a flyer…
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After verifying that it is in fact a ticket, I proceed to look…
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Which is immediately followed by…
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…and then…
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For a brief moment, I think about what I want to do to the parking enforcement officer who bestowed upon my windshield this wretched piece of paper…
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But then I get too lazy to contest it or do anything so I just…
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…you wake up in a panic thinking its a workday and you realize it’s Saturday:
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Keep calm and party on.
…how bleeping busy the upcoming week is going to be…
First, I’m like:
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Then, I’m like…but it’s still Sunday so I’ll just…
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Sitting at a cafe next to this girl who is going Super Bitch Saiyan on (I assume) her dude friend, sayin’ things like…
Guy: You know what lychee is?
Bitch: Yeah, obviously I know what lychee is.
Guy: Where are you hanging out this wknd?
Bitch: A super secret location…
Guy: *looks around*
Bitch: Have you never been here before??
Guy: Did you eat already?
Bitch: Uh, yeah?
Fire crotch is all I gotta say…
Ten minutes into work, I’m like….
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After lunch, I’m like…
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or…
or…
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BUT IT’S FRIDAY…so I guess I can’t be too mad…
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But then when I look at the clock, I’m like…
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